The first thing to remember when dying is you have to have a body. If you ain’t got a body, good luck.
One of my ghost friends keeps trying to die, slitting his throat on numerous occasions and swallowing imaginary pills and everything, and I keep saying…dude. But he won’t listen to me. I keep telling [...]

This is a story of a land, an imaginary land, the land where I made my tale. Nor is that an ordinary tale, dear reader, but the story of a person, and how one man became himself.
The land is Pan, or all that can be crammed into a circle of the mind. For it is [...]

A sphere is perfect. A cube is perfect. And that’s all. Of all objects only those two cannot be changed or improved. If you have a sphere there’s nothing you can do to make it more spherical. Any change to it just makes it less of what it is. Same thing with a cube. A [...]

When one is reduced to blogging without a life, what can be the outcome? A bunch of thoughts? Are thoughts good enough for blogs? My understanding about blogs, though vague, since I rarely read anything concerned with reality, is that they talk about stuff that happens in the bloggers life.
Let’s see, I typed a bunch, [...]

Viewpoints are funny. Everybody’s got one.
Ha, what am I saying? One? How about one for when you’re happy and one for when you’re sad? A view for boarding and for work, for fathering and for Dad? You got a viewpoint for hard times and a viewpoint of joy, one for girls and one for boys. We [...]

A very wise man gave me a gift the other day: hands of heaven. He gave them to me energetically, during a speech. The best speech I ever heard, by a far piece, though I didn’t understand a word of it other than, “Do you understand?” The reason I understood was because there was a [...]

Tonight I ate a bowl of sorrow. It was bitter and empty.
We arrived at Quantum Checkpoint Zorro just in time for dinner. As we approached I could feel the energy vortex coming, nearing and swirling and surging from the earth. Greeted by fancy Korean ladies with ballons, we boinked out of our mini-bus with zest, [...]

They say everybody needs a hero. Well, I’m lucky that way because I have a whole planet full of them. Everyone except the meanies, pretty much, and that’s a low percentage, well below ten in my experience.
The only way you get off my hero list is if you’re mean to other people (which would include [...]