Well, folks, Hank here – Hank Pickens, again. Just wanted y’all to know it’s time for this lonesome cowpoke astronaut to head out on that starshine highway. Now you might reckon (since I’m an imaginary character, etcetera) that I ain’t got no feelins. That ain’t so. I’m plumb sad to be leaving this here blogville. [...]

Sad to say, ol’ Loney had a bit of a dustup with some gunpowder down at the town’s fireworks foldrol this evenin, so I’m takin over for a bit. Yep, it’s me folks, Hank Pickens, your resident cowdude, international spy, and hero of outer space. Resident may be stretching it, seeing as how I don’t [...]

Howdy folks! Hank here, Pickens, that is, your favorite cowboy astronaut and international spy, back from the lonesome trail. Been off to planet Darn Tootin’ IV, wrangling them almighty cow aliens again. Now I not only saved the earth, but had to save the entire known universe.
But like I said, I don’t mind. Nothin’ better [...]

Any chance one o’ ya’ll might come on over and tell my pal Lone to quit moanin’ and slobberin’ so much? I know it ain’t his fault he’s sweatin’ like a pig-hog, and I do have the milk of human kindness in me somewheres, no matter if it’s curdled a bit; but lordy, someone please [...]

Howdy folks! Pickens here, Hank Pickens. Ya’ll don’t know me, but I’m come to hold down the fort while my trail pardner Lone Coyote is under the weather. Lordy I’ve never known a feller complain so over a little cold, but he is one o’ them artistic types, so come complainin’ time, he’s pretty well [...]