NaNoCraPo
This is what happens when one is desperate for word count during NaNoWriMo:
It seemed like he had to have everything his own way and that way was not my way because I like stuff to be up front and to make sense but he didn’t like it that way he liked it when stuff didn’t make sense and things that he said where like strange cloth wrappings that went all soft and turned everything into a bizarre funhouse of nothingness that didn’t really mean anything to begin with but was an awful preconditioned reality that he already knew but I don’t already know anything that is so horrible so it doesn’t matter but really it does matter which is why I’m doing this because I would like something to matter someday but that doesn’t matter either because those are just words and words are just a count so that I can get my daily sufferage of time and nature in a basket of awful feelings of sorrow and horror and the feeling of failure that I say I hate so much but don’t really because I do it so much so I must really like it because is everything really so horrible that I can’t do the things I say I like but have to do all the things I day I don’t but really do? I don’t know if that can happen that way because of the bad essense that I am and when I am bad I’m really bad but not so much because I’m not as bad as some other people who are bad but I am kinda bad but that is okay since what we see is what is there and when it’s not there it’s okay too because we need to wonder what is going on here when we just hurry and get things done even though the words are fun to play with and thoughts come slowly if at all but those words do come and here we are now so what matters what happened before since every moment is a new moment that comes to us we know not how and here it is and now it’s gone so now is all we haver right now and this is the time of the life when we finally get going and all our furious anger is left in the lee of the cliff that stands at the end of time and when that time is over it’s the end but not really since every beginning is an end and all ends are beginning always so we can start to keep saying it’s the start of things when we do this in ways that seem so weary but are also very smooth and smart because all of when we go somewhere we go to places we know not of because we know not of every single moment when the new comes in and come it does because it does come in but not as we may have hoped because this is the way that we can type as fast as possible but it doesn’t seem to be that way yet it is because it always is the way it is or seems to be even though what seems to be is not always what is when we wonder about the things that happened or didin’t happen when we go to places where we have not ever been before and those places are not so great but also they are very great so we wonder if that is possible because of possibility is sometimes not possible but also it is possible so that is also true to find the meaning behind the matter of not mattering or nattering as ways of finding the truth is also not the truth and I wonder if I can go to my Outlook and get the chess game that chess game is a very good one even though it may seem at times to be really hard it also is not so hard because it’s always harder than it seems though it also is very easy because all I’m doing is putting words one after the other even though I want them to make sense it doesn’t matter if they don’t because I’m just making up stuff to hit my count and that count is good even though it may seem like it isn’t a good count it is because good counts go to good counties and Broomfield is a good county because it’s its own county and that’s pretty cool even though most cities are not their own county because counties don’t count. So hurry up and finish this word count thing and get back to wondering about the story. I like the idea of a wind that eats stories. And I’ll just pop in a few more words so I can get over the count I thought I was going to get.
Sigh,
LWIII
Kudos for the longest sentence known to man!
See? There’s a silver lining in everything, eh?
Whew, thanks Stef, I needed a silver lining!
I LOVE IT.
Ha, thanks Sandra! More to follow.
This is circularly delicious.
Like Cheerios!
LWIII
*Giggle* Now you know how it feels to be some Women who never pause to draw breath.
I’ll say it once again. You Mr Createalot are a real find.
Cheers Friend, needed that giggle, badly.
Truly Badly Madly
Hey thanks Truly, so glad it gave you a giggle. That’s perfect, when a humorist groans and other folks giggle.
xoxo
*LAUGHING!* …. and you got to use “nattering” to boot…dang, I’m impressed.
Well thank you Kathryn. I never pass up a chance to us nattering, no matter how fast I’m writing! Hoping to make more sense as I continue onward with Nano.
How much word could a wordsmith smith if a wordsmith could smith word?
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