The Golden Rule
So what’s up with the Golden Rule? I think it sucks. If I followed the Golden Rule I’d be in jail right now.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Pfft. Like even. If I did unto others the way I wish they did things to me, everybody would hate me. I’m just not that picky. I sure wish people would cuss more. It really offends me that people don’t say motherfucker more often. And I love it when people lie, especially behind my back. And if I had a dime for every time I noticed somebody who I wished would throw me down, tear off my clothes, and sit all over my face, I’d be rich. No idea why they wouldn’t want me to do that to them.
So it’s crazy to treat people the way you want to be treated. You treat them the way they want to be treated.
Therefore I’m coming up with a new rule. Call it
The Platinum Rule
Do unto others better than you would have them do unto you.
There,
LWIII
Careful T – U might end up on a fridge magnet with that one! CLASSIC!!
Thanks Michelle, that would be a switch, me on the outside of a fridge. Usually my head is tucked well inside.
Well, Young Howe!
As a life long, Screwer Upper!! I like the Platinum Rule…I will adopt that from Tuesday onwards…
I’m thinking Titanium Rule…Fuck Em…Fuck Em All!!
Truly Well Fucked ;-/
Hey Truly, thanks for the F-bombs. I feel all at home now. Not sure the Titanium Rule is in the spirit I’d hoped for, but what the hey!
Have a great night,
LWIII
well then… I say eek to you all..eeeeeeeek
Hi Jeanne, thanks for the eek! Are you sure you didn’t mean aak?