It all started with Bye Bye Birdie, the film that let me know I was destined for greatness. I must have been twelve when I saw it, and first fell in love with Ann-Margaret. After watching that movie I knew my starstruck destiny, a lifelong love affair with perky breasts – a life of music and dancing and loving my heart out.

And I was right. Ever since then, movies, books, art, and music have filled me with lust for greatness and longing beyond wonder. A greatness much larger than myself. Unfortunately, my life has been way too realistic to live up to those dreams and yearning, but who cares, for my greatness is in my emotions, and only I can know it, Bojangles in a wheelchair.

Rage on, you dreams of beauty.

Love,

LWIII