Howdy folks! Hank here, Pickens, that is, your favorite cowboy astronaut and international spy, back from the lonesome trail. Been off to planet Darn Tootin’ IV, wrangling them almighty cow aliens again. Now I not only saved the earth, but had to save the entire known universe.

But like I said, I don’t mind. Nothin’ better come along lately.

My partner Loney had to step out a day or two and asked me to mosey in and hold down the fort. Busted his adjective and needs to heal up some. Guess that happens to them word wranglers, now and again.

So let’s see, what else? Well, after the space armada got back from Darn Tootin’, had to lay into that dad blasted Evil Mr. X and his goldurn minions again. That feller is about as evil as they come. Parks his horse back in the barn without even rubbin’ it down. Nothin to pizzle me off more, I tell you what.

Kicked his minions hindquarters in two yanks of a hog’s tail, o’ course, not to be braggin myself up or nothin’. But that Mr. X takes a mite of kickin’ to get shucked loose o’ him. He’s holed up now in one of his secret hidey holes, which he’s got plenty of. That feller sure likes his caves. I busted up his infernal death machine, though, so we should be safe til the next cattle drive come fall.

Your horny cowpoke,

Hank

2 Responses to “Pickens returns”

1. quietlaughter says:

   May 16, 2009 at 9:51 pm

   poke

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2. LWIII says:

   May 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

   Thanks little missy!

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