Man, am I peeved.

Not really, not peeved at all. Just love the word peeve. Peeve peeve peeve. Like a rapier made of noodle – bendy noodle. The word itself is annoying. The same way teasing without stopping is. Just keep teasing until it becomes peeving. This is my pet peeve. It bites. Down Peeve, down!

Have been kinda grouchy lately. The know-it-all who knows nothing. Can you tell I have buried resentments? I ain’t the only one, you know, trying and failing not to let my resentments out. Thing is, when your resentments splurt out after being squeezed by a peeve, it can be kinda gross. Everything is all twisted and squished, turned around and wackbards. Resentment is time in a box, leaking, leaving stains. Nothing gooier than rotted time, grudge sludge.

Somebody get it off me!

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Weird on,

LWIII