Any chance one o’ ya’ll might come on over and tell my pal Lone to quit moanin’ and slobberin’ so much? I know it ain’t his fault he’s sweatin’ like a pig-hog, and I do have the milk of human kindness in me somewheres, no matter if it’s curdled a bit; but lordy, someone please get him to shut that whinin’ pie-hole.

Oh well, I remember Grandma warn’t no saint neither, when she used to go into her fits and start shitting and puking all over the barnyard. But at least she would go unconscious for a bit afterward, give us a chance to rest up for the next fit.

Hank

2 Responses to “Pickens is restless”

1. ClevelandX says:

   February 19, 2009 at 5:31 pm

   Moaning and slobbering….well I have no cure for that but perhaps this kung fu baby can knock him out so you can get yourself a little rest.

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAirY-5QCQ

   ClX

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2. LWIII says:

   February 20, 2009 at 12:36 am

   Thanks, CIX, that kung fu kid whapped ol’ Lone one time and down he went! Now we can get some rest around here.

   Hank

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