Smooth is good. Rough is bad.

Is that so? Seems that way to me. I sure love smooth stuff. My crystalline spheres are smooth as glass. I can hold one in my hands and groove on the smoothness, rotate and slide the spherical smooth – sworchorsch my fingers across nothing and still feel it. Maybe that’s it. Smooth is good because there’s nothing in the way. Try that with rough and something stops you.

Women are smooth. That’s one good thing about them. They may be kinda lumpy and curvy, but they’re still smooth. And they smell good. Guess when God was making us he held back the good-smelling part until he came to Eve. Of course babies smell good, even boy babies, so that can’t be it.

Could be that guys are rough, so we have more places for bad smells to hang out in. Gals are so smooth that bad smells roll off their back like water off a duck.

Another mystery,

LWIII