Dear Wisdom Boy,

What is celebrated for Juneteenth?

~ Pierced and Pondering in Production

Dear P&PP,

Juneteenth is a glorious holiday, a hallowed celebration of freedom, that thing I prize most in all the world after my magnificent brain. It celebrates the freedom of white people from being total assholes and set us on the emancipatory path of only being partial a-holes.

We continue to make strides thanks to the wisdom and forgiveness of our darker-skinned brothers and sisters.

Halleluiah June Nineteenth!

Your piebald,

Wisdom Boy