Hey, it’s only day two and I’m already having more fun than is legal. Even though not all that many people may be reading it, it still feels like I’m talking with the world, and I’m down with that. Never spoke with the world before.

Hi!

Sweet.

Anyway, here we are, all the way into tomorrow, and I must say it’s quite grand. Had another sunrise today. Don’t that beat all? I keep waiting for it to not happen, but somehow it just does.

Thanks God!

Let’s see, something serious….hmmm. Oh yeah. Swear words, etc.

Many of my dearest friends and relatives (relatives anyway) have never heard me swear much, so they have no idea how much I like it. I am an old salty sea dog, you know, and sea dogs speak in Swearinese and dream in Blasphemolo. Profane is the bar I hung out in with One-Eyed Jack, and ity is my middle name.

So that leaves us in something of a pickle. I have no wish to hurt anyone with my words or any other part of my anatomy. But it is my blog after all. Therefore I must resort to the first thing I always ask myself when I’m about to try something new.

Is it legal?

By gosh, you know I think it is. This is the internet, after all, and not some godforsaken hellhole.

So I’m going for it. Might as well break the ice with a splash, so figure I’ll drop an f-bomb. Are you ready?

Fart.

There, I said it. Now that wasn’t so bad was it?

Your Ever-Lovin Spidey-

LWIII

2 Responses to “Hello again, world.”

1. Gabriele says:

   May 30, 2008 at 12:34 am

   Tom, now this was really daring!

   I’ve been thinking for the last two days, that’s why my response is a little late. Of course we don’t want to get things too messy here, this is not a ‘dump your dirt and run’ page, but there are things that need to be expressed, and I’m really happy you took the risk and said what needed to be said.

   After two days of contemplation there is no way around it, I need to say this. Anybody who already was grossed out by ‘Fart’, don’t read on, go somewhere else or you’ll regret it, for we’re gonna go there now!

   OK. Here it comes.

   Burp.

   There. Wasn’t that hard, really. Quite freeing actually, I feel much lighter and more transparent.

   Thanks so much, dear friend, for being here and going to all those places that need to be gone to. Who else, if not us?

   

   Lots of love from your friend and admirer
   Gabriele

   Reply
2. tom says:

   May 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm

   Hey Gabriele, welcome to my little poot-fest! And thank you for your lovely gas.

   Nobody else.

   Love right back at ye, dearheart!

   And gratitude for you showing up.

   Tom

   Reply