Wisdom Boy, what is the most common thought in human mind?

~ Fabulous Finlander

Dear Fab Fin,

Is this a trick question? Because everyone knows the most common thought, or thought-group, in the male mind. I can vouch for that one personally, having to schedule five minutes off every hour from thinking about sex just to find time to address all the questions my wisdom impels me to answer.

So I must conclude we are wondering about the female mind – in which case, keep wondering. I may be Wisdom Boy, but I ain’t omniscient. I’m as much in the dark about the female mind as females are.

However, you did say human, regardless of gender, so I know exactly what the most common thought is: Me.

Me me me me me. At least that’s what I think about most, and that’s a fact, other than sex of course, and how wise I am.

Your Ever-Loving (and always true),

Wisdom Boy